Wednesday, August 30, 2006

How to Hug a Baby

ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!
THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW

Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed
a baby.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.

4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close - up


5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality



Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for therest of your life. Good luck to all of you!

4 comments:

  1. seriously!!! so cute!! hahaha...whos dog and whos baby?

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  2. That poor child will either be a dog catcher or will be psychologically scarred for life....ha ha (Cute kid)

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  3. Is this a baby you know? Do you know the Dog???

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  4. I don't know the dog or the baby. This email was sent to me, text and all from a friend. it had been forwrded to them. Jsut one of theses cirrculating things. I thought it was so cute, I had to post it..

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