Wednesday, February 15, 2012

You Might Be a Mormon in San Diego If:

  • You live in San Diego but your cell phone has and 801 area code.
  • You root for BYU sports even though you never attended school there.
  • You've likened surfing to the gospel in a talk in church.
  • Your new pair of "church shoes" is a $30 pair of flip-flops.
  • You're too tired to go to school because you attended 5 am seminary.
  • You've been to a ward beach party.
  • You go to Utah for Christmas.
  • You're totally stoked when you find a store that sells modest bathing suits.
  • Your acquaintances have asked you how many wives your dad has.
  • Your acquaintances have asked you if you go to church in the castle in La Jolla.
  • Your friends accuse you of being the one who sent the missionaries to their house.

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