Right: The opposite of left.
Right: The opposite of wrong.
Right: An inalienable circumstance to which one is entitled by divine assignment.
Wright: A common last name.
Write: Something one does with pen and paper.
Write: Something one does with a computer and creativity.
Rite: A ceremony signifying progression with religious or societal significance.
I have a firm command of the English language. The question is: how do I explain this to a three-year-old?